Remarks
Bill Nye
96 chapters · 16 h 16 min · English
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Satire · Humorous Fiction
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"The range of subjects treated in this book is wonderful, even to me. It is a library of universal knowledge, and the facts contained in it are different from any other facts now in use. I have carefully guarded, all the way through, against using hackneyed and moth-eaten facts. As a result, I am able to come before the people with a set of new and attractive statements, so fresh and so crisp that an unkind word would wither them in a moment." - Summary by The Author
Chapters
1 Directions 4 min 2 My School Days - Recollections of Noah Webster 8 min 3 To Her Majesty - Habits of a Literary Man 10 min 4 A Father's Letter - Archimedes 7 min 5 To the President-Elect - Anatomy 8 min 6 Mr. Sweeney's Cat - The Heyday of Life 9 min 7 They Fell - Second Letter to the President 10 min 8 Milling in Pompeii - Broncho Sam 10 min 9 How Evolution Evolves - Hours With Great Men 10 min 10 Concerning Coroners - Down East Rum 10 min 11 Railway Etiquette - B. Franklin, Deceased 10 min 12 Life Insurance as a Health Restorer - The Opium Habit 6 min 13 More Paternal Correspondence - Twombley's Tale 12 min 14 On Cyclones - The Arabian Language 8 min 15 Verona - A Great Upheaval 12 min 16 The Weeping Woman - The Crops 12 min 17 Literary Freaks - A Father's Advice to His Son 9 min 18 Eccentricity in Lunch - Insomnia in Domestic Animals 10 min 19 Along Lake Superior - I Tried Milling 12 min 20 Our Forefathers - In Acknowledgement 12 min 21 Preventing a Scandal - About Portraits 10 min 22 The Old South - Knights of the Pen 10 min 23 The Wild Cow -Spinal Meningitis 8 min 24 Skimming the Milky Way - A Thrilling Experience 19 min 25 Catching a Buffalo - John Adams 12 min 26 The Wail Of A Wife - Bunker Hill 11 min 27 A Lumber Camp - My Lecture Abroad 9 min 28 The Miner at Home - An Operatic Entertainment 10 min 29 Dogs and Dog Days - Christopher Columbus 10 min 30 Accepting the Laramie Postoffice - A Journalistic Tenderfoot 7 min 31 The Amateur Carpenter - The Average Hen 9 min 32 Woodtick William's Story - In Washington 10 min 33 My Experience as an Agriculturist - A New Autograph Album 10 min 34 A Resign - My Mine 10 min 35 Mush and Melody - The Blase Young Man 9 min 36 History of Babylon - Lovely Horrors 12 min 37 The Bite of a Mad Dog - Arnold Winkelreid 8 min 38 Murray and the Mormons - About Geology 11 min 39 A Wallula Night - Flying Machines 11 min 40 Asking for a Pass - Words About Washington 10 min 41 The Board of Trade - The Cow-Boy 9 min 42 Stirring Incidents at a Fire - The Little Barefoot Boy 11 min 43 Favored a Higher Fine - I Spy 8 min 44 Mark Anthony - Man Overbored 11 min 45 Done It A-Purpose.- Picnic Incidents 13 min 46 Nero - Squaw Jim 11 min 47 Squaw Jim's Religion - One Kind of Fool 7 min 48 John Adams' Diary - John Adams' Diary. (No. 2.) 10 min 49 John Adams' Diary (No. 3.) - Heap Brain 9 min 50 The Approaching Humorist - What We Eat 9 min 51 Care of House Plants - A Peaceable Man 9 min 52 Biography of Spartacus - Concerning Book Publishing 11 min 53 A Calm. - The Story of a Struggler 16 min 54 The Old Subscriber. - My Dog 20 min 55 A Picturesque Picnic. - Taxidermy 13 min 56 The Ways of Doctors.- Absent Minded 8 min 57 Woman's Wonderful Influence. - Causes for Thanksgiving 12 min 58 Farming in Maine. - Doosedly Dilatory 12 min 59 Every Man His Own Paper Hanger. - Sixty Minutes in America 12 min 60 Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss. - Somnambulism and Crime 8 min 61 Modern Architecture. - Letter to a Communist 10 min 62 The Warrior's Oration. - The Holy Terror 8 min 63 Boston Common and Environs. - Drunk in a Plug Hat 12 min 64 Spring. - The Duke of Rawhide 7 min 65 Etiquette at Hotels. - Fifteen Years Apart 11 min 66 Dessicated Mule. - Time's Changes 9 min 67 Letter From New York. - Crowns and Crowned Heads 8 min 68 My Physician. - All About Oratory 10 min 69 Strabusmus and Justice. - A Spencerian Ass 7 min 70 Anecdotes of Justice. - The Chinese God 10 min 71 A Great Spiritualist. - General Sheridan's Horse 8 min 72 A Circular. - The Photograph Habit 9 min 73 Rosalinde. - The Church Debt 8 min 74 A Collection of Keys. - Extracts from a Queen's Diary 8 min 75 Shorts. - We 7 min 76 A Mountain Snowstorm. - Lost Money 10 min 77 Dr. Dizart's Dog. - Chinese Justice 8 min 78 Answers to Correspondents. - Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac 12 min 79 A Convention. - Come Back 8 min 80 A New Play. - The Silver Dollar 11 min 81 Polygamy as a Religious Duty. - The Newspaper 18 min 82 Wrestling with the Mazy. - Anecdotes of the Stage 10 min 83 George the Third. - The Cell Nest 10 min 84 Parental Advice. - Early Day Justice 10 min 85 The Indian Orator. - You Heah Me, Sah! 9 min 86 Plato. - The Expensive Word 10 min 87 Petticoats at the Polls. - The Sedentary Hen 10 min 88 A Bright Future for Pugilism. - The Snake Indian 12 min 89 Roller Skating. - No More Frontier 9 min 90 A Letter of Regrets. - Venice 10 min 91 She Kind of Coaxed Him. - Answering an Invitation 16 min 92 Street Cars and Curiosities. -The Poor Blind Pig 14 min 93 Daniel Webster. - Two Ways of Telling It 11 min 94 All About Menials. - A Powerful Speech 9 min 95 A Goat in a Frame. - To a Married Man 9 min 96 To an Embryo Poet. - Eccentricities of Genius 12 min
