A Tramp Abroad is a work of non-fiction travel literature by American author Mark Twain, published in 1880. The book details a journey by the author, with his friend Harris (a character created for the book, and based on his closest friend, Joseph Twichell), through central and southern Europe. While the stated goal of the journey is to walk most of the way, the men find themselves using other forms of transport as they traverse the continent. The book is often thought to be an unofficial sequel to an earlier Twain travel book, The Innocents Abroad. As the two men make their way through Germany, the Alps, and Italy, they encounter situations made all the more humorous by their reactions to them. The narrator (Twain) plays the part of the American tourist of the time, believing that he understands all that he sees, but in reality understanding none of it. (Summary by Wikipedia)
Chapters
1 01 - CHAPTER I [The Knighted Knave of Bergen] 10 min 2 02 - CHAPTER II Heidelberg [Landing a Monarch at Heidelberg] 18 min 3 03 - CHAPTER III Baker's Bluejay Yarn [What Stumped the Blue Jays] 8 min 4 CHAPTER IV Student Life [The Laborious Beer King] 11 min 5 CHAPTER V At the Students' Dueling-Ground [Dueling by Wholesale] 10 min 6 CHAPTER VI [A Sport that Sometimes Kills] 8 min 7 CHAPTER VII [How Bismark Fought] 12 min 8 CHAPTER VIII The Great French Duel [I Second Gambetta in a Terrific Duel] 22 min 9 CHAPTER IX [What the Beautiful Maiden Said] 11 min 10 CHAPTER X [How Wagner Operas Bang Along] 17 min 11 CHAPTER XI [I Paint a "Turner"] 11 min 12 CHAPTER XII [What the Wives Saved] 10 min 13 CHAPTER XIII [My Long Crawl in the Dark] 13 min 14 CHAPTER XIV [Rafting Down the Neckar] 9 min 15 CHAPTER XV Down the River [Charming Waterside Pictures] 13 min 16 CHAPTER XVI An Ancient Legend of the Rhine [The Lorelei] 14 min 17 CHAPTER XVII [Why Germans Wear Spectacles] 17 min 18 CHAPTER XVIII [The Kindly Courtesy of Germans] 17 min 19 CHAPTER XIX [The Deadly Jest of Dilsberg] 21 min 20 CHAPTER XX [My Precious, Priceless Tear-Jug] 15 min 21 CHAPTER XX1 [Insolent Shopkeepers and Gabbling Americans] 18 min 22 CHAPTER XXII [The Black Forest and Its Treasures] 23 min 23 CHAPTER XXIII [Nicodemus Dodge and the Skeleton] 15 min 24 CHAPTER XXIV [I Protect the Empress of Germany] 14 min 25 CHAPTER XXV [Hunted by the Little Chamois] 25 min 26 CHAPTER XXVI [The Nest of the Cuckoo-clock] 20 min 27 CHAPTER XXVII [I Spare an Awful Bore] 19 min 28 CHAPTER XXVIII [The Jodel and Its Native Wilds] 22 min 29 CHAPTER XXIX [Looking West for Sunrise] 11 min 30 CHAPTER XXX [Harris Climbs Mountains for Me] 21 min 31 CHAPTER XXXI [Alp-scaling by Carriage] 22 min 32 CHAPTER XXXII [The Jungfrau, the Bride, and the Piano] 17 min 33 CHAPTER XXXIII [We Climb Far--by Buggy] 16 min 34 CHAPTER XXXIV [The World's Highest Pig Farm] 22 min 35 CHAPTER XXXV [Swindling the Coroner] 27 min 36 CHAPTER XXXVI [The Fiendish Fun of Alp-climbing] 24 min 37 CHAPTER XXXVII [Our Imposing Column Starts Upward] 24 min 38 CHAPTER XXXVIII [I Conquer the Gorner Grat] 26 min 39 CHAPTER XXXIX [We Travel by Glacier] 16 min 40 CHAPTER XL [Piteous Relics at Chamonix] 20 min 41 [The Fearful Disaster of 1865] 11 min 42 [Chillon has a Nice, Roomy Dungeon] 19 min 43 [My Poor Sick Friend Disappointed] 20 min 44 [I Scale Mont Blanc--by Telescope] 19 min 45 A Catastrophe Which Cost Eleven Lives [Perished at the Verge of Safety] 5 min 46 [Meeting a Hog on a Precipice] 15 min 47 [Queer European Manners] 22 min 48 [Beauty of Women--and of Old Masters] 21 min 49 [Hanged with a Golden Rope] 20 min 50 [Titian Bad and Titian Good] 9 min 51 APPENDIX A The Portier 11 min 52 APPENDIX B Heidelberg Castle 16 min 53 APPENDIX C The College Prison 14 min 54 APPENDIX D The Awful German Language 49 min 55 APPENDIX E Legend of the Castles 13 min 56 APPENDIX F German Journals 15 min